Thursday 17 March 2011

a mystery

I have lost the remote from the TV. I have searched the dustbin, recycling (several times) beds, cupboards, pockets, drawers, fridge, down sofa and chairs. The trouble is, in such a small house there are not many places to look for things. I have made frequent supplications (in triplicate, as instucted) to St Ann  and St Anthony who have both always obliged in the past with specs, keys, purses. The only visitors have been friend J with Madge and Dotty two small dogs who all swear as to their innocence. I tried to buy a replacement in Curry`s but the instructions are gobbledook. I can`t settle to anything until I find it. Oh dear.